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Devin
Head of Competitive Lounging
Devin has optimized rest to an art form. He can locate the best couch quadrant in any room within four seconds.
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Record horizontal time
Devin logged six hours of strategic lounging while allegedly "just checking his phone once."
Blanket fort annexed
The living room fort applied for municipal status. Devin was named interim mayor.
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The Championship Nap
During a family movie night, Devin achieved REM sleep before the opening credits. Commentators called it "a masterclass in commitment to the bit."