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Logan
Commissioner of Backyard Recon
Logan maps terrain that did not know it was terrain. He has classified the garden hose as a "strategic supply line."
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Perimeter walk completed
Logan patrolled the fence line with binoculars and a granola bar ranked "field grade."
Squirrel debrief filed
A squirrel was observed "acting suspiciously athletic." Logan recommended continued surveillance.
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Operation Green Perimeter
Logan built a fort from lawn chairs and declared the patio a sovereign zone. Trade agreements were reached for lemonade in exchange for silence during phone calls.