Family desk
Kaitlyn
Director of Gentle But Firm Reminders
Kaitlyn remembers birthdays, appointments, and who owes whom a text back. Her reminders arrive with warmth and terrifying accuracy.
Posted blurbs
Group chat summarized
Kaitlyn posted bullet points of a 400-message thread. Three people thought it was poetry.
Hydration initiative launched
Water bottles were distributed with names written in excellent handwriting.
Featured stories
Calendar Intervention Week
Kaitlyn color-coded the family calendar until it resembled modern art. Conflicts dropped to zero; awe increased measurably.