Family desk
William
Associate Minister of Sudden Announcements
William enters rooms like a plot twist. His announcements are non sequiturs that somehow feel urgent.
Posted blurbs
Breaking: frog update
William reported a frog "might be thinking about something." Follow-up coverage pending.
Cloud shaped like dinosaur
A cloud was declared "probably a dinosaur but nicer." The sky did not comment.
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The Emergency Press Conference
William called a living room press conference to announce that lunch was "still happening, probably." Attendance was 100%; clarity was debated lovingly.