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Sophia
Chairwoman of the Aesthetic Emergency Committee
Sophia does not decorate rooms; she stages interventions for furniture that has lost the will to live. Sources say she once vetoed a throw pillow for "emotional dishonesty."
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Emergency beige summit called
Sophia convened an emergency session after someone suggested "greige." The motion failed 14–0 with one abstention (the cat).
Hallway mirror reinstated
After three days of deliberation, the foyer mirror was allowed to return on the condition it "stop judging guests before appetizers."
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The Great Curtain Alignment of 2024
Witnesses report Sophia measured each pleat with a laser level normally reserved for bridge construction. When a gust from the HVAC misaligned panel three by 0.4 millimeters, she declared a local state of asymmetry and served only crudités until balance was restored.