Family desk
Josh
Minister of Helpful Over-Engineering
Josh cannot fix a squeaky hinge without sketching a diagram first. He owns seventeen USB cables and uses maybe four.
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Wi-Fi renamed again
The home network is now called "DefinitelyNotTheRouter_7." Password unchanged; mystery increased.
Label maker on tour
Josh labeled the label maker. Critics called it "on brand."
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The Smart Doorbell That Knew Too Much
Josh configured the doorbell to announce visitors, weather, and philosophical questions. Delivery drivers left packages faster than ever, possibly out of respect or fear.